If you're looking to head to the beach, but looking to carry nothing, yet still use a beach towel, you've come to the right place. The Towelkini is a unique and quite odd beach towel that you can wear like a dress... or bikini? It's essentially a regular towel with a hole in the middle for your head, and two holes below that for your legs.

"Melding the two essentials for all things beach, no need to carry a cumbersome towel and an easy to lose swimsuit -- here they come as one, materialized as ideal. Keep the baes at bay, have all your haters thrown in the towel when they lay eyes on you in this. Put the OW in towel, make them wish they were the sun of your beach. Follow suit, make this the one piece you get laid on the beach in."

Feature: The Towelkini is the ultimate combo-outfit for summer. One of the most annoying things about hitting the beach is forgetting your towel at home. It means lying on hot sand (or worse), having to air-dry after a swim and not having anywhere to put your stuff. You no longer have to worry about that – thanks to the Towelkini, a towel-cum-beach-outfit. The unusual fashion piece looks like two towels sewn together, with holes for the legs, arms, and neck. Don’t count on tanning your stomach or back though, as the rectangular shape covers both. It also has a whole for the bum (for toilet visits, we presume?) so you’ll need to wear some form of bottoms. Towelkini melds the two essentials for all things beach, no need to carry a cumbersome towel and an easy to lose swimsuit.

A perfect way to get a farmers tan while tanning at the beach, is made from the finest grade of terry cloth, comes in hot pink or yellow colors to choose from, lets you display your bare or suited back when wearing it, and it measures 70 inches long x 34 inches wide.